Mad joke

Circuit : Help me !!! bhai, me jab baat kartaa hu toh mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti h , aadami nhi dikhta ,
Munna : Aisa kab hotaa hai ???
Circuit : Phone karte Waqt !!!!!

Salogan Joke

Population Salogan in Bihar :
 Hum Do, Humhare Do, Uske baad jitne Bhi Ho, Sabko Punjab Aur Haryana Bhej Do.... !!!!

Son & father joke

Baniya's Son : Oye papaji...... , Bahar darwaje par koi swimming pool ke liye donation mang rahaa hai.
Baniya : Putter, usko Ek lotaa pani de de .........

Teacher & student joke

Teacher : Skeleton kya hota hai ???
Pappu : Skeleton wo insaan hotaa hai jo dieting toh start karta hai. par usse stop karna bhul jaata hai .

omg joke

3 boys were going on a motor cycle. Police man show  a hand To Stop.
Monu : Oye, phele hi teen baihe hai, tu kaha baithega !!!!

Pappu's joke

Pappu : Tumhari birthdate kya hai ???
Sunny : 15th Oct.
Pappu : Kaun sa saal ????
Sunny : Arrey !!! Har saal buddu.....